Daily Horoscope

**Stellar Guidance for a Burning World: Your Daily Horoscope for September 12, 2025** *By Our Correspondent, Somewhere Between Reason and the Kármán Line* — **Aries (March 21–April 19)** Today, your ruling planet Mars squares off with Neptune, which is astrology-speak for “you’ll charge into a diplomatic minefield wearing clown shoes.” Expect to accidentally escalate tensions…