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From Dictators to Data: The Global Tragedy Timeline of FC Barcelona vs Real Sociedad
ByDaveslocker 28 September 2025

FC Barcelona vs Real Sociedad: A Timeline of Beautiful Misery, From Dictators to Digital Ticketing and Other Global Tragedies 1. 1928 – The First Whistle While Wall Street was busy rehearsing the Great Depression, Barcelona and Real Sociedad met for the first time in La Liga. The game ended 1-1, which is precisely the sort…

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Globetrotting Gridiron: How Giants vs. Commanders Became the World’s Favorite Imperial Farce
ByDaveslocker 7 September 2025

Giants vs. Commanders: A Microcosm of Empire, Ego, and the Eternal Art of Missing the Point By Our Correspondent, filed from a press box that smells faintly of spilled lager and geopolitical anxiety The contest between the New York Giants and the Washington Commanders is, on paper, a mid-table NFC East scuffle with playoff implications…

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