Atlético Madrid: The Last Holdouts Against Football’s Global Happiness Machine
Atlético Madrid: The Last Rebellion in Football’s Age of Algorithmic Cheerfulness By Dave’s Foreign Correspondent, currently self-medicating with vermouth in a Madrid bar that still smells like Franco’s aftershave MADRID—While the rest of the planet optimizes itself into oblivion—streaming mindfulness apps between drone strikes, ordering oat-milk lattes to be delivered by teenagers who can’t spell…