Global Obsession: Why the World Can’t Stop Googling Jimmy Kimmel’s Age While Everything Burns
**The Age of Kimmel: How One Man’s Birth Year Became a Global Obsession** In a world where nuclear powers engage in Twitter diplomacy and billionaires race to Mars while Earth burns, humanity has found its most pressing international concern: Jimmy Kimmel’s age. The 56-year-old late-night host has unwittingly become a planetary fixation, proving that in…