Disney’s Global Armada: How Mouse-Eared Megaships Conquered the Seven Seas (and Your Carbon Budget)
The world’s oceans, once the lonely preserve of pirates, cod-fishers, and the occasional stray missile test, have lately been colonised by a fleet of floating theme parks whose primary export is not petroleum or geopolitical leverage, but the unimpeachable belief that happiness can indeed be microwaved. I speak, of course, of the Disney Cruise Line—a…