### **Rachel Zegler: The Disney Princess Who Stole Our Hearts (and the Internet)** If you’ve been anywhere near social media lately, you’ve probably seen the name Rachel Zegler trending. But why? Is it because she’s the newest Disney princess? Because she’s breaking barriers? Or because she’s just that darn charming? Let’s dive in. #### **The…
**Disney Tangled Live-Action: Why the Internet is Losing Its Rapunzel (Again)** Alright, folks, grab your frying pans and let’s dive into the whirlwind of hype surrounding the upcoming *Tangled* live-action remake. If you’ve been online at all in the past few months, you’ve probably seen the buzz building like a gust of wind in a…
**Disney’s Menagerie of Mayhem: Why “Impossible Creatures” Are Taking Over the Internet** In the vast, glittering kingdom of Disney, where talking animals and sentient household appliances are as common as Mickey Mouse ears, a new trend has emerged that’s got the internet buzzing louder than a hive of angry bees from *Winnie the Pooh*. “Impossible…
The Mouse That Roared—Then Whispered—About a Late-Night Host An International Audit of Disney’s Jimmy Kimmel–Induced Hemorrhaging ——————————————————————– PARIS—Somewhere between the crêpes and the strikes, Parisians are still debating whether the Eiffel Tower’s nightly sparkle is an art installation or just another corporate light show. Meanwhile, across the Atlantic, the House of Mouse has been conducting…
When Disney dropped the first trailer for The Mandalorian and Grogu on an unsuspecting planet last Monday, the event was greeted with the sort of coordinated global ecstasy usually reserved for papal elections or iPhone launches. From Jakarta skyscraper lobbies to Berlin U-Bahn platforms, the same 2:15-minute video flickered across 4.7 billion screens, instantly uniting…
**The Global Monarchy: How Disney Princesses Became the World’s Most Successful Soft Power Export** While the United Nations struggles to achieve consensus on climate change, Disney has managed to get 195 countries to agree on one thing: the commercial viability of a tiara. From the bustling markets of Mumbai to the quiet villages of rural…
Marvel Tokon Beta: When the World’s Favorite Superhero Franchise Decides to Issue Its Own Currency (and Nobody Tells the IMF) By the time most of you woke up this morning, some kid in Lagos had already flipped a pixelated Captain America shield NFT for enough Marvel Tokon Beta (MTB) to buy three weeks of actual…
