The Globalization of “Gout Gout”: How a One-Word Meme Became a One-World Problem By R. Ignatius Malveaux, Senior Correspondent, Dave’s Locker In the beginning was the phrase, and the phrase was “gout gout.” Two syllables, twice repeated, no punctuation, no apology. Born somewhere in the fever swamps of Southeast Asian TikTok last autumn, the expression…
The Met Office, Britain’s national meteorological service, has taken to issuing its forecasts with the solemn urgency of a papal encyclical—except popes rarely need to apologize three days later when the promised “scattered light drizzle” turns out to be a biblical deluge that relocates half of Gloucestershire downstream. Still, the world watches, because when a…
Rockstar Whispers, Planet Stops: The Global Freak-Out Over a Video-Game Launch Date By “Jet-Lagged” Javier Morales, Senior Correspondent, Dave’s Locker Foreign Desk Somewhere between a drought-stricken olive grove in Andalusia and a flooded subway entrance in Jakarta, the earth’s collective attention span pivoted last week to one burning question: “When does GTA 6 actually drop?”…
