Global Strikeout: How Eugenio Suárez Became the World’s Most Expensive Metaphor
In the grand theater of global sport, where nations still pretend that victory on a diamond, pitch, or court somehow elevates their GDP, Eugenio Suárez has become an unlikely case study in the economics of despair. While the world’s central banks play whack-a-mole with inflation and diplomats trade strongly-worded postcards, Suárez—currently the Seattle Mariners’ third-base…