Global Gladiators: How American College Football Scores Reveal the World’s Most Expensive Distraction Machine
**From Tuscaloosa to Tbilisi: How American College Football Scores Explain Everything Wrong with Global Priorities** While the world’s oceans acidify and glaciers perform their spectacular disappearing act, a curious ritual unfolds across American television screens every autumn Saturday. Millions of otherwise functional adults transform into crimson-faced zealots, clutching beers and smartphones, screaming at 19-year-olds in…