Macron: The World’s Favorite French Delusion—A Global Decoder Ring
Paris, 2024 – Somewhere between the pâtisserie and the palace, Emmanuel Macron has managed to turn the very idea of political gravity into a flaky, buttery croissant: crisp on the outside, hollow in the middle, yet weirdly irresistible to anyone watching from abroad. To the rest of the planet, “Macron” is no longer just a…