Global Emo-nomics: How My Chemical Romance’s 2026 Black Parade Became a Geopolitical Power Move
The Black Parade marches again—only this time the horses are on lithium, the uniforms are rented from Shein, and half the marching band is livestreaming from a basement in Manila. My Chemical Romance announced their 2026 world tour, “Welcome to the Black Parade: Redux,” and the planet responded with the sort of coordinated hysteria usually…