Ross Strictly and the Global Glitterball: How a British Dance-Off Became the Planet’s Favorite Guilty Pleasure By our London Bureau Chief (who has seen empires fall but still can’t Cha-Cha) LONDON—As the northern hemisphere slouches toward another winter of discontent, the United Nations Security Council has, predictably, failed to agree on anything beyond the catering…
**The Globalization of Snark: How Jane Lynch Became the World’s Favorite Cynical Aunt** In a world where sincerity has become a luxury commodity traded on black markets somewhere between NFTs and actual human empathy, Jane Lynch has emerged as the patron saint of perfectly-timed eye rolls. From Berlin to Bangkok, her particular brand of withering…
**The Doctor Who Became a Diplomat: David Tennant’s Accidental Reign as Global Comfort Blanket** *From London to Lima, the Scottish actor has transcended mere stardom to become humanity’s collective security blanket—proving that in an era of existential dread, we all just want someone with good hair to tell us everything will be fine.* LONDON—While the…
