Haaland: The Norwegian Avalanche Reshaping Global Football—and Maybe Geopolitics
The Norwegian Avalanche and the Geopolitics of Goal Gluttony By our special correspondent in the cheap seats, nursing a lukewarm lager and existential dread So Erling Haaland has scored again—twice before the half, once before the barista in Rome finishes spelling “Erling” correctly on the cup. This, of course, is not news; it’s meteorology. A…