The Ether Between Us: How a Line of Code in Zug Decides Whether Your Cousin in Manila Can Afford Dinner ZUG, Switzerland – Every morning at precisely 09:00 CET, the gnomes of Crypto Valley finish their cortados, crack their knuckles, and nudge Ethereum’s price a few basis points—just enough to make a grandmother in Lagos…
ETH Price: The World’s Favorite Schrödinger’s Asset By Our Correspondent in an Undisclosed Jurisdiction ZURICH—It’s 3:17 a.m. local time, which means every time zone currently awake is either trading, doom-scrolling, or pretending to be above both. Somewhere between a Swiss private bank’s subterranean server farm and a Manila internet café that smells of instant noodles…
Ethereum: The World’s Digital Steam Engine, Now Running on Pure Collective Delusion By Dave’s Locker International Affairs Desk Zug, Switzerland – In a pastel-painted office block that moonlights as a crypto-bro monastery, a dozen hoodie-clad programmers chant “Merge, merge, merge” while burning incense made from shredded fiat currency. This is the global headquarters of Ethereum,…
