Europa League Play-off, Second Leg Old Trafford, Manchester – 22:00 CET, 29 August 2024 If you squint hard enough, Manchester United versus SK Brann begins to resemble one of those late-night infomercials for a miracle kitchen gadget: loudly advertised, vaguely unnecessary, yet somehow compulsory viewing for anyone still awake on a Thursday. On paper it…
COPENHAGEN, Denmark — On Thursday night the Parken Stadium will throb with the sort of optimism Scandinavians normally reserve for tax-return season. FC Copenhagen, a club whose annual budget is roughly what Bayer Leverkusen spends on sports-science smoothies, welcomes the newly-crowned “Neverlusen” for the first leg of a Europa League quarter-final. Bookmakers have installed the…
Lisbon’s Estádio da Luz—aptly named the “Stadium of Light” when floodlights are the only reliable illumination left in Europe—will host the latest episode of geopolitical shadow-boxing masquerading as a football match. Benfica versus Qarabağ FK is, on paper, a routine Europa League quarter-final. In practice, it is a miniature Cold War on grass, complete with…
From the Ruins of Empire to the Philips Fridge: How a Dutch-Belgian Kickabout Quietly Explains the 21st Century There are, by the latest United Nations head-count, 195 countries; only two of them, however, bothered to show up in Eindhoven last Thursday night wearing fluorescent boots and matching anxiety disorders. PSV versus Union Saint-Gilloise: on paper…
ATHLETIC CLUB VS ARSENAL: A TALE OF TWO NATIONALISM-PILLED CATHEDRALS IN A WORLD THAT CAN’T PAY ITS GAS BILL Bilbao, Spain – Somewhere between the rust-red Nervión River and the hulking iron ribs of San Mamés, two tribes gathered last night to remind the planet that, even as glaciers calibrate their exit strategy and supply…
**The Yellow Submarine That Won’t Sink: Villarreal’s Quiet Rebellion Against Football’s Natural Order** Somewhere between Valencia’s orange groves and the Mediterranean’s indifferent tides lies Villarreal, a town of 50,000 souls and one football club that insists on behaving like a nation-state. While the world’s superclubs conduct their annual oligarch pageant—Qataris buying Paris, Saudis purchasing Newcastle…
