Tesla Share Price: A Global Mood Ring on Four Wheels by Arthur Grimble, International Business Correspondent, somewhere between a departure lounge and existential dread The opening bell in New York is, for most of humanity, just another abstract clang in the cacophony of late capitalism. Yet last Tuesday it sounded like a starter pistol for…
TSLA: The World’s Favorite Casino Chip on Four Wheels By our correspondent in a city whose air quality Tesla claims to fix—while its owners mine crypto in the parking lot. If you want to understand the 21st-century psyche, skip the UN communiqués and look at TSLA after hours. One man tweets a poop emoji and…
Tesla’s Share Price: A Global Mood Ring for the Age of Uncertainty By Dave’s Locker Foreign Correspondent (currently hiding in a Geneva safe house after asking too many questions) If you want to know how the planet is feeling, skip the UN General Assembly and just glance at Tesla’s stock ticker. On any given morning…
Tesla’s share price has always moved like a sports car in ludicrous mode—except the road is iced, the driver is tweeting, and half the planet is riding shotgun. This week, as the stock ricocheted another 12 % on “delivery optimism” (read: a leaked e-mail and a photo of Elon high-fiving workers in Shanghai), the reverberations…
