Vikings vs Falcons: How a Meaningless Game Became the World’s Favorite Distraction
VIKINGS VS FALCONS: A TIRED SCRIPT IN A WORLD THAT’S ALREADY ON FIRE By Dave’s Locker Foreign Correspondent (currently self-medicating with fermented yak butter in Reykjavík) Somewhere between the first drone strike of the morning and the last cryptocurrency crash of the night, roughly 66,000 Americans—plus a few bewildered tourists who thought “NFL” was a…