Global Agony: How D’Andre Swift’s Hamstring Became Humanity’s Shared Trauma
**The Swiftian Paradox: How One Man’s Hamstring Became a Global Metaphor for Modern Existence** In a world where nuclear powers trade threats on social media and billionaires rocket themselves into orbit for sport, it takes a peculiar kind of genius to unite humanity in collective schadenfreude. Enter D’Andre Swift, the Philadelphia Eagles’ running back whose…