Rangers vs Aberdeen: Scotland’s Frozen Derby in a Burning World
**Rangers vs Aberdeen: A Scottish Football Derby for the Apocalypse** The world burns, markets crater, and glaciers commit suicide in real-time, yet on a frigid Saturday in Glasgow, 50,000 Scots will still gather to scream themselves hoarse over eleven millionaires in shorts kicking a ball. Rangers versus Aberdeen—ancient grudge match, Protestant pride versus the granite…