Fashion

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    armani

    ByDaveslocker

    MILAN—While half the planet queues for half-priced lentils and the other half frantically googles “how to survive on crypto,” Giorgio Armani is quietly staging a coup on the very concept of collapse. Forget bread lines—this week the maestro of minimalism unveiled a Spring/Summer 2025 menswear collection that looks suspiciously like what the last billionaire will…

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    giorgio armani

    ByDaveslocker

    Giorgio Armani, the 89-year-old maestro of Milanese understatement, has spent half a century selling the world a very expensive mirage: the promise that if we just button the right shade of greige, we too can glide through geopolitical meltdowns with the serene detachment of a man who has never once spilled espresso on his lapel….