Cosmic Teal & Global Guilt: How Liverpool’s Third Kit Became a Worldwide Rorschach Test
The Liverpool Third Kit Has Landed, and the Planet Shudders by Diego “Cheekbones” Serrano, Senior Correspondent, Dave’s Locker Liverpool—city of Beatles ballads, maritime melancholy, and, apparently, the gravitational center of the football fashion multiverse—has released its 2024-25 third kit. Nike’s announcement ping-ponged across time zones faster than a crypto scam on WhatsApp, igniting group chats…