Red Robin Goes Global: How a Cartoon Bird Became the Junk-Food Diplomat of Late-Stage Capitalism
Red Robin, the globe-trotting mascot of American casual-dining excess, has landed in fourteen countries and counting—proof that if you fry it, they will come. The chain’s crimson-capped robin now perches above the neon streets of Dubai, the megamall food courts of Manila, and a repurposed Cold-War bunker in Riga that still smells faintly of surplus…