From League Two to Geopolitical Chess: The Global Absurdity Timeline of Bournemouth vs Newcastle
The Bournemouth–Newcastle Rivalry, or How a Seaside Town and a Former Mining Hub Accidentally Became Emblems of Late-Stage Capitalism By Santiago “Sam” Delgado, International Correspondent-at-Large, Dave’s Locker It began, as all modern catastrophes do, on a spreadsheet. In 2009, AFC Bournemouth—then languishing in League Two, a division so obscure that even its own highlights package…