UCL Fixtures: The Global Circus Rolls Out Its Weekly Schedule of Hope and Oligarchy
The UEFA Champions League fixture list drops like a neatly laminated postcard from an oligarch’s helicopter—equal parts sporting calendar and geopolitical chessboard. Across time zones stretching from the Azores to Vladivostok, 32 clubs have just discovered when and where they will attempt to monetise hope in 90-minute installments. To the casual fan it looks like…