Greggs Pub: How Britain’s Pastry-to-Pint Pipeline Signals Global Civilizational Decline
**The Pastry Pub: How Greggs’ Boozy Gambit Explains Everything Wrong With Late-Stage Capitalism** In the grand tradition of British innovation—that storied lineage that gave us the steam engine, penicillin, and the phrase “fancy a pint?”—a Newcastle bakery chain has now conquered the final frontier: getting absolutely plastered while consuming sausage rolls. Greggs, the purveyor of…