Flaky Hegemony: How Papa John’s Croissant Pizza Became the Pastry of Global Collapse
Papa John’s Croissant Pizza: The Flaky Apotheosis of Late-Stage Globalization By Our Correspondent in the Duty-Free Abyss There are moments—usually while standing in the fluorescent glow of an airport departure lounge, clutching a boarding pass that cost more than the GDP of Nauru—when one realizes civilization has entered its baroque phase. Consider Exhibit A: Papa…