Goal-den Times: Why Football Scores Are the World’s Obsession
**Title: “Goal-den Times: Why Football Scores Are the World’s Obsession”** Alright, listen up, you beautiful bunch of beautiful losers. I’m here to talk about something that unites us all in a way that politics, religion, and a shared love of memes just can’t. I’m talking about football scores, folks. That’s right, the humble, the glorious,…