Global Tackle: How João Palhinha’s €55 Million Transfer Became the World’s Most Expensive Mood Ring
The planet is 71 % water, but this week the other 29 % is busy arguing about a 1.82-metre Portuguese scarecrow named João Palhinha. From the glass towers of Singapore to the corrugated favelas of Rio, the same phrase is trending: “Palhinha’s finally gone.” Fulham supporters are sobbing into their overpriced craft beer, Bayern Munich…