Jayden Federline’s 8-Second Guitar Solo Just Moved Currency Markets: A Global Parable in Three Chords
Jayden Federline: The Unlikely Geopolitical Barometer of Our Distracted Age By Dave’s Locker International Desk In the grand, slightly mildewed theatre of global affairs—where currencies convulse, glaciers defect southward, and diplomats pretend to read the footnotes—there now appears, stage left, a seventeen-year-old guitarist named Jayden Federline. He is the second son of Britney Spears and…