Galactic Unity Delayed: How Metroid Prime 4 Accidentally Became the Planet’s Last Shared Delusion
From the Bullet Train to the Bounty Hunter: *Metroid Prime 4* and the World’s Longest, Quietest Crisis Tokyo, Japan – Early yesterday Nintendo released a 56-second teaser for *Metroid Prime 4: Beyond* that detonated across the planet with the polite force of a Swiss avalanche. Within minutes, #SamusAran trended in 38 languages. Seoul’s KTX bullet-train…