Global Meltdown Over Wednesday Season 3’s Missing Release Date: From Nairobi Loans to Kremlin Sarcasm
Wednesday Season 3: The Global Hysteria Index Hits 11 While the Calendar Keeps Shrugging By L. Dagny Serrano, Senior Cynic-at-Large Somewhere between the IMF’s latest downgrade of world GDP and the moment a North Korean diplomat accidentally liked a thirst-tweet about Jenna Ortega, Netflix quietly admitted what every binge-addicted jurisdiction already suspected: Wednesday Season 3…