May 9, 2024: A Whirlwind Tour of the Planet’s Shared Delusion We Call ‘Today’
Somewhere between the International Date Line’s smug self-importance and Greenwich’s pompous meridian, Thursday, 9 May 2024 has already arrived, departed, and staggered home drunk in most time zones. While half the planet is still fumbling for the snooze button, the other half is deciding whether to delete the day’s browser history. From this rotating carousel…