Kirk Cousins Has Entered the Transfer Portal to the Rest of the Planet By our man in the cheap seats, somewhere over the Atlantic MINNEAPOLIS—While the planet busies itself with minor trifles—Ukrainian power grids being redecorated by Iranian drones, the Arctic Circle auditioning for a role as the next Mediterranean, and Sri Lanka experimenting with…
The Weeknd Presale: A Global Ritual of FOMO, Firewalls, and Fractured Dreams By Dave’s Locker International Desk The sun never sets on a Weeknd presale. From Manila’s 3 a.m. queues to São Paulo’s lunch-break cyber stampedes, millions synchronize their suffering in the name of Abel Tesfaye’s falsetto. It is less a ticket drop than a…
**The Global Cost of American Football: How NFL Sunday Ticket Pricing Became a Barometer of Civilization’s Decline** While the world grapples with climate refugees, food insecurity, and the occasional attempted coup, America’s most pressing crisis appears to be the escalating cost of watching grown men in spandex concuss each other for three hours every Sunday….
**The Geopolitics of a Division Race: How the NL West Became a Proxy War for Global Anxiety** While the world watches actual proxy wars, supply chain collapses, and the slow-motion demolition of the international order, the National League West has quietly emerged as baseball’s most compelling metaphor for twenty-first-century power struggles. If you squint hard…
Texas: The World’s Favorite Cautionary Tale That Still Makes Money by Dave’s Foreign Correspondent, somewhere over the Atlantic with a lukewarm Bloody Mary If you watch the planet from 30,000 feet—preferably in business class, because who still flies coach voluntarily—Texas appears less like a U.S. state and more like a fever dream the rest of…
The DWP Christmas Bonus 2025: A Ten-Pound Token in a Twenty-Pound World By Pascal ‘Peso-Punchline’ Mercier, filing from the departure lounge of an airport that still pretends budget airlines have legroom — London – British tabloids call it a “festive bung”; the Department for Work & Pensions prefers the bureaucratically neutral “Christmas Bonus.” Either way,…
