From Coal to Crypto: The Global Timeline of Newcastle vs Arsenal, Humanity’s Favorite Distraction
The Eternal Resentment Derby: A Newcastle–Arsenal Timeline for the Apocalypse-Adjacent Age By Dave’s International Football Misery Correspondent 1893 – Birth Pangs in a Fog of Coal Somewhere in the soot-choked drizzle of Victorian Tyneside, Newcastle United and Woolwich Arsenal shake hands for the first recorded fixture. Nobody outside northern England notices, because the global attention…