## The Internet’s Heartbeat Skips a Beat: AWS Outages and the Global Internet Meltdown If you’ve spent any time on the internet recently, you might have noticed that the digital world has been a bit more chaotic than usual. Websites crashing, streaming services going dark, and social media platforms turning into digital ghost towns. No,…
**Another Day, Another Rocket: SpaceX Continues to Make Earth Look Small** CAPE CANAVERAL, Florida – While most of humanity spent Tuesday arguing about everything from gas prices to whether pineapple belongs on pizza, SpaceX fired another 23 satellites into orbit, reminding us that some people have bigger problems than your neighbor’s questionable taste in fruit-topped…
Cape Canaveral, USA – Another Tuesday, another column of fire punching through Florida’s famously humid sky as Elon Musk’s SpaceX hurls 60 more Starlink satellites toward their parking orbit 550 kilometres up. For residents of this swampy slice of the Sunshine State, the spectacle has become as routine as alligator crossings and early-bird specials, yet…
Google Down: A 60-Minute Global Nervous Breakdown Observed From Five Continents By the time the first outage alerts pinged across Twitter (still limping along like a punch-drunk boxer), the planet was already in the bargaining stage of grief. At 11:47 UTC, Google Search, Gmail, YouTube, Drive, Docs, and the company’s entire advertising nervous system flickered…
Tim Berners-Lee: The Man Who Gave Humanity a Rope and Watches Us Hang Ourselves in 4K Across six inhabited continents, at this very instant, roughly five billion souls are hunched over glowing rectangles, doom-scrolling, doom-shopping, or doom-dating. Each tap, swipe, and passive-aggressive emoji owes its existence to one diffident Brit who, in 1989, thought it…
**The Great Satellite Bazaar: How Starlink Became the World’s Most Expensive Escape Route** While the rest of us were busy arguing about whether 5G causes cancer or Bill Gates puts microchips in vaccines, Elon Musk quietly built a celestial internet provider that’s rapidly becoming the digital equivalent of a Swiss bank account—expensive, exclusive, and incredibly…
Dateline Somewhere Above the Ionosphere—where the Wi-Fi is lousy but the view is unbeatable. While the rest of the planet was busy arguing about whether a deep-fried cicada counts as protein or performance art, two aerial juggernauts were quietly re-writing the rules of who owns the vertical. On one side: Sky—legacy megacorp, proud parent of…
Twitter Down: Planet Earth Holds Breath, Discovers Oxygen Still Works By Our Man in the Ether When the blue bird finally keeled over at 03:47 UTC, the silence was so complete you could almost hear the world’s influencers hyperventilating into ring lights. From Lagos to Lisbon, Seoul to São Paulo, the sudden absence of 280-character…
