Global Schadenfreude: How the Seattle Mariners Became the World’s Favorite Safe Space for Disappointment
The Mariner’s Paradox: How One Rain-Soaked Baseball Club Became the World’s Quietest Metaphor From the 23rd-floor press box of T-Mobile Park—where the Pacific Northwest drizzle drifts sideways like a reluctant apology—you can almost hear the planet shrugging. Down on the emerald rectangle, the Seattle Mariners are doing what they have done for most of the…