Global Scoreboard: Earth vs Humanity – This Week’s Tally of Self-Inflicted Woes
Latest Scores: Humanity 2 – 98, Gravity 1 – The Planet’s Weekly Tally By the time you finish this sentence, the global scoreboard will already be obsolete—such is the break-neck velocity of our modern misery index. Still, for the sake of tradition (and because editors still pretend readers enjoy tidy ledes), here are the freshest…