Tsunami Warning: The Planet’s Group Chat on Incoming Doom—and Our Shared Talent for Ignoring It
**Tsunami Warning: Humanity’s Biannual Reminder That the Ocean Is Still Boss** By the time the Pacific Tsunami Warning Center hits “send” on its all-caps love letter to coastlines, half the planet is already memeing wave-height graphics and the other half is Googling “how fast do tsunamis run, asking for a friend.” From Tokyo’s stock-exchange floor…