From Cornwall to Calamity: How the FA Trophy Draw Became a Global Carnival of Commuter Misery
They say the sun never sets on the British Empire, but that’s only because the fixtures computer keeps shuffling the FA Trophy draw into ever-later kick-offs to appease foreign television. Somewhere between a Moldovan data-center and a streaming service headquartered in Delaware, 64 non-league clubs discovered on Monday whether they’ll be rewarded for defying geography,…