Planet Earth Inducts Dwight Howard: A Global Sigh of Mild Approval
**Dwight Howard’s Hall of Fame Induction: A Global Meditation on Mediocrity, Marketing, and the Human Need for Heroes** From Manila to Madrid, basketball fans received the news with the same polite applause reserved for a cousin’s third wedding: Dwight Howard—eight-time All-Star, three-time Defensive Player of the Year, walking shoulder-pad meme—has been voted into the Naismith…
