Global Horoscope: How 2 Billion People Start Their Day by Arguing with the Sky
Scorpio, the Moon is in your second house of money, whispering that your crypto wallet is about as stable as the Turkish lira on a particularly creative Monday. Roughly 2.1 billion people woke up this morning to find their preferred astrologer had already posted a pastel infographic promising “transformation,” “unexpected encounters,” or—if you live in…