**The Great One’s Digital Resurgence: Why Wayne Gretzky is Trending Globally** Alright, folks, buckle up! We’re diving headfirst into the digital deep end to figure out why Wayne Gretzky, the man who put the “great” in Great One, is suddenly trending globally. You might be thinking, “Isn’t he, like, old news?” Well, grab your skates…
**Alex Bregman: The Internet’s Newest Obsession, One Walk-Off Homer at a Time** Alright, folks, gather ’round. We need to talk about Alex Bregman. Unless you’ve been living under a rock (or, let’s be real, just not on Twitter), you’ve probably heard the name. The Houston Astros’ third baseman has been trending globally, and it’s not…
**The Houston Astros: America’s Cheating Champions and the Global Theater of Sports Morality** In the grand carnival of American excess, where everything is bigger—including the scandals—the Houston Astros stand as a monument to that peculiar Western tradition of winning at any cost, then acting surprised when caught. From the dusty streets of Mumbai to the…
From the vantage of a rainy rooftop bar in Brussels—where the EU’s finest bureaucrats are currently arguing about the curvature of bananas—one might not expect the tremors of a baseball scandal in Houston to register on the Rich Bullshit Detector™. Yet Zach Cole, a name that sounds like a failed boy-band member turned tax attorney,…
