Global Championships: Where Gold Medals Meet Global Collapse (and We Cheer Anyway)
Championship, noun: the glorious moment when one sweaty tribe convinces the rest of the planet that their arbitrary ritual victory is, in fact, the hinge upon which civilization quietly swings. From the flood-lit cathedrals of Qatar to the jerry-rigged favela courts of Rio, humanity’s appetite for crowning a “best” is the one export that never…