Planet Earth Reacts to America’s 911 Face-Plant: A Global Tutorial on Panic Without a Hotline
The Day the World’s Panic Button Went Silent By Our Man in the Cheap Seats, Somewhere Over the Atlantic When the United States discovered that its 911 emergency lines had executed a synchronized face-plant this week, the rest of the planet did what it always does when America stubs its toe: winced, then checked its…