Hurricane Gabrielle’s World Tour: How One Mid-Atlantic Tantrum Became a Global Stress Test
Hurricane Gabrielle, the season’s latest drama queen, tore across the mid-Atlantic this week like a trust-fund influencer discovering third-world poverty: loud, destructive, and absolutely convinced the planet revolves around her. While forecasters dutifully measured wind speeds and barometric tantrums, the rest of humanity watched the same rerun we always do—satellite loops, breathless correspondents in rain…
