Arsenal Injury Crisis Goes Global: How a Torn ACL Became a Geopolitical Mood Ring
Arsenal Team News: A Global Tragedy in Three Acts By Eduardo “Ed” Sardonique, International Affairs & Existential Dread Correspondent LONDON—Somewhere between a drone strike in the Red Sea and a TikTok of a cat playing the xylophone, Arsenal Football Club released their latest injury bulletin. In any other week the communiqué would have slithered quietly…