David Moyes to Liverpool? How a Non-Rumour Became Earth’s Favorite Global Panic
In a bunker somewhere beneath the Alps, the great global algorithm has finally coughed up the pairing nobody asked for: David Moyes, the Glaswegian footballing existentialist, and Liverpool FC, the self-styled heartbeat of world football. The headline ricochets from Jakarta sports bars to São Paulo WhatsApp groups like an errant Fabinho back-pass, leaving seasoned observers…