The OpenAI Stock Mirage: How the World Learned to Trade an IPO That Doesn’t Exist
OpenAI Stock: The Ghost IPO Everyone Pretends They Can Trade By the time you finish this paragraph, at least three group chats from Lagos to Lisbon will have erupted with the same urgent question: “How do I buy OpenAI stock?” The short answer is you can’t—OpenAI remains a private, nonprofit-capped-profit chimera that makes unicorns look…