Red Skies at Morning, Bureaucrats Take Warning: A Sardonic Global Forecast
Weather Warning: A Global Forecast of Mild Panic With Scattered Irony By Special Correspondent, Still Somewhere Between Hemispheres GENEVA—The World Meteorological Organization issued its latest “weather warning” Tuesday, a phrase that now lands with the solemnity of a papal decree and the shelf life of a meme. Across five continents, governments opened emergency WhatsApp groups,…