The Kopa Trophy: How a Teenage Football Award Became the Planet’s Annual Midlife Crisis
The Kopa Trophy Isn’t Just a Golden Adolescent—It’s the World’s Annual Reminder That We’re All Getting Older, Slower, and Irrelevant By Our Man in the Cheap Seats, Geneva Every October, while most of the planet is busy arguing about which aging oligarch’s rocket looks most like a compensatory device, France Football quietly trots out the…